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Heeey, you've reached the one and only Oikawa Tooru! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Leave a message and I'll get back to you ASAP (~￣▽￣)~

Or don't leave a message, but I won't call you back!!!

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huh mustve been a smudge on my phone then [ Is not. But stupid nicknames don't matter when he's supposed to try and get along with this guy.

Tsukki he's not making any promises here okay ]

and whats with that 'tsuki-chan' stuff? [ because PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT ]
youre not getting me to call you anything with a 'chan' in it got it

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i'd really really prefer something like "captain my captain" any day no matter how ridiculous it gets

anyway kuroo-chan, it's good to meet you!!! finally. kind of.

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[ He should probably get him back for "Kuroo-chan," honestly… ]

right. shittykawa it is
nice to meet you
id bother you in person but i think theyre talking about entrails right now [ Which is neat. They must be in Biology or something. ]

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yeah they really are talking about entrails, they're all kind of weird like that.

they like talking about how the walls look with our guts strewn from it from time to time, and since you're "new meat", i think they're bragging about you!

welcome to hell.

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[ Playing mind games with him now? Ah ah ah, captain. ]

hey youre giving me chills here [ he's positively shuddering. truly he is ]
at least the buffets nice

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yeah im not really excited about curry every day for a month, its starting to smell and its only been a few days since they started serving it.



in all seriousness, all bullshit aside, hi. i literally know nothing about you other than what tsukishima has told me and honestly i dont want to get into the wrong foot just to push your boundaries.
also iwachan might kick my ass if i give you too hard of a time.

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heh youre right
i usually try to get to know people before i give them a hard time

[ ergo he's not worried about you or dad ]

so
why dont we go on a date then
whatever tsukishimas told you about me im probably gonna prove him right anyway

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aha, a date so soon? you're so forward.

yeah sure fine, we can ditch class when the period bell rings if you want to walk around

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only for the cute ones

[ That's not good news, by the way. Not with the look he's giving him from all the way over his side of the classroom. ]

id treat you to a romantic candlelit dinner but i guess youre not a fan of curry are you

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wow im pretty flattered

[Rude, super fucking rude, I am the most attractive person I know this side of Iwa-chan's buff bara arms.]

if i said yes i would demand actual candles to be at this dinner. i'll save you the trouble of finding candles though and say curry is okay but its not my favorite.

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hey you never know

[ Maybe they can make candles as an arts and crafts project. They're certainly going to be a necessity in this kind of place.

Or maybe he can have Tooru blow Iwa's candle in his own time. Why the hell not. It's almost his birthday anyway. ]

but we could go outside if its not raining
maybe hold hands…

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the courtyard is tiny jsyk its our only reprieve from the cruel indoors

[SAYS NOTHING FOR OR AGAINST HOLDING HANDS WOW WHAT A FRISKY CAT]

okok bells going to go at any minute now, how are we doin this you coming to me or am i coming to you, the tide will carry us out some way or another

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i thought i was already coming on to you

[ EYEBROW WAGGLE he seriously isn't helping here ]

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are you just trying to win vice captain status by hitting on the captain (๑ゝڡ◕๑)

[He might actually be winking and grinning like a shit because this is the dumbest thing he's talked about today but it's kind of relieving; thank god for another responsible fucking adult, right??]

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please i was already captain of one team
i dont need another

[ keep your shitty throne your highness he'll find some other dumpster that can take him ]

you seem to be keeping it together anyway

[ Which is a relief, since from what he'd heard from Tsukki Tooru's been through nothing Good… ]

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aw you say that like you don't love all the responsibilities that come with leadership!!

ahaha you could say that~

[No one knows how many times he's broken down into stress tears except Iwaizumi and Oikawa would prefer it to remain a mystery.]

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pass

[ But he does get a raised eyebrow for the latter response. Kuroo's a firm believer in the whole nothing is as it seems kind of deal, so…

As soon as the bell rings he's getting up, hauling his ass over to Oikawa's desk, grabbing him by the collar of his blazer, and dragging him outside with a wink and a smile. ]

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[With the bell ringing, Oikawa was taking his damn sweet time in shoving his phone in his pocket and resting his chin in his hands, watching Kuroo come over - but that grab and drag came as enough of a surprise that he ended up laughing a bit and giving him an eyebrow wraggle before moving to pick up his steps to keep up.]

You're so eager for my company, Kuro-chan!

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I know you can’t wait to get your hands on me. [ Literally and figuratively. Should he have sashayed all proper like at him? Oh well. Imagine he’d done so, because now they’re exiting the classroom and Kuroo’s only pulling him closer, till Oikawa has no other choice but to stumble after him.

And maybe get his chin on his shoulder aw yeah ]

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[For someone to actively engage into so much personal space is honestly fairly new - usually Oikawa uses it as a tactic to bulldoze someone into something through sheer force of personality and mild invasion of personal space. He doesn't get the feeling it's exactly that in this instance... though force of personality is definitely being judged. For once, someone taller than him, if only by an inch. Is it just something in the water, in Tokyo?

There's no shrug to get Kuroo to let go, nor to make him move; Oikawa even reaches back to flick some of that bedhead and chuckle more.]

I feel like we need to go somewhere so much more private, but the thrill of being out in the open like this, doesn't it just call to you? [With settling that close though, Kuroo is bound to notice the slight difference in Oikawa's steps; one leg is being favored the tiniest bit and it shows in the almost stumble he had to catch up.]

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[ There’s no more force here than a guy who understands his own body to its fullest extent and is pretty much comfortable with it, regardless of whom he happens to be next to. Maybe Tokyo confers a certain sense of cosmopolitanism upon its citizens. Maybe Kuroo just doesn’t give a shit one way or another and is trying to throw the guy off-balance.

And maybe he’s done it, albeit not in a way that he’s hoping for. The guy doesn’t fluster easy, eh? He cocks an eyebrow as Oikawa brushes his hair aside, his grip on the other slackening once he feels that slight limp to the other.

Once they’re out in the relative privacy of the hallways he lets go completely, turning around to face him with his hands thrust in his pockets—a perfectly relaxed gesture, considering. He has yet to see that knee brace, after all, and it isn’t exactly visible underneath his gakuran. ]

And here I thought I was shameless. [ Dealing with him may be more of a challenge than he’d thought. ]

You couldn’t even wait till we got to the courtyard before doing it?

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I did say there was a bit of a thrill.

[Easily sliding his own hands behind his head to match that relaxed gesture with one of his own and turn on his heel to walk backwards and wink, Oikawa starts down the hall that he knows should eventually take them to the gym - eventually, meaning, he may backtrack them up the hall and down the 'other hallway' until the school has stopped shifting enough to let them go to where they want to go - the courtyard.]

If we're lucky, the weird gardener might not be out and about today!

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Not as much of a thrill as you’re turning out to be. [ Take it as you please, big boy, as Kuroo cocks his head to the side at the direction the other’s taking, before shrugging his shoulders and following. Oikawa’s probably more used to these shifting hallways than he is, anyway. They still make Kuroo dizzy more often than not. ]

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I'm so flattered.

[Turning on his other heel to turn himself back around and face the same direction he's going, that's the step that makes his limp just a little more noticeable - and then he's walking properly, like he's caught on and is refusing to show just how much his leg will bother him from shenanigans. What an interesting teammate they've picked up. Oikawa assumes he's joining, there's not really even a thought that Kuroo wouldn't join the volleyball club here. They all have things they want to keep up on.

It's not much longer before the doors to the courtyard come up and Oikawa is leaning in the doorway, looking out; it's raining lightly, nothing more than a sprinkle at this point, so they could go out without getting downright drenched.]

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[ Ah, he’s gotta be pretty full of himself if he takes that as a compliment.

But…maybe it is. Who knows? Semantics, man. In the grander scheme of things they’re as faint and inconsequential as the slight drizzle pattering their faces once they’ve stepped out into the courtyard.

Well, surely the setting is romantic enough. Kuroo wonders if he’s overdoing this, and inwardly shrugs. Doesn’t seem like it’s going to matter at this rate—they’ll play their little game until someone gets sick of it, or a volleyball gets socked into somebody’s face. Because of course he’s joining the team. He’s not leaving Karasuno in the hands of strangers.

Especially ones who can’t even corrupt them properly. ]

Give me another reason to flatter you, then. How did you guys gain Tsukishima’s respect, of all people?