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[pinpointing]

Heeey, you've reached the one and only Oikawa Tooru! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Leave a message and I'll get back to you ASAP (~￣▽￣)~

Or don't leave a message, but I won't call you back!!!

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[havent]

Don't panic, but I've been poisoned. Please keep away from the courtyard.

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[havent]

Please don't bother anyone else about my condition either. I'm not dying, if that's what you want to know. But you should worry about securing a place to sleep for the night for everyone involved in our group.

[ in other words, do not send your pokemon. ]

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[pinpointing]

question! how did you get poisoned didn't you read the signs?!?!

[pinpointing]

second, im telling iwa so he can come collect you and make sure you get here safely. don't fuss too much unless you want me to come get you and i will make a god damned scene, you dont want me to come get you.

i'm securing the storage room as we speak.

[i am sending my pokemon he is better at handling CHILDREN WHO DON'T LISTEN]

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[havent]

[ THAT'S NOT .... REALLY .... WHAT HE ASKED ]

Nevermind how I got poisoned.

I'll be with our manager. We're going to the counselor to see what she'll prescribe, since there aren't any clinics here. He can pick us up when we're done.

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[havent]

Someone will have to tell the king, or he will worry.

[ h e h. ]

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[pinpointing]

seriously tell me how you got poisoned what did you eat

[pinpointing]

your.. manager? OH! DID SHE FIND YOU? i ran into her briefly but didn't have time to text after, i was catching up with iwa-chan! just try not to pass out on her she looked super stressed about being here as it is

[pinpointing]

i'll tell your precious tobio-chan that he needs to care for one of his fallen subjects, dont you worry.

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[havent]

A student and I were interrogating the gardener regarding the school. I'll let you know what I've found out as soon as I don't feel like dying every time I look at your name. I suspect it's from the pesticide, and the lingering after-effects of our encounter.

[havent]

It does mean, however, that I'm not the only one who was poisoned.

Yachi's going to be extremely worried, because she has the same temperament as Hinata. I'll try not to make her feel any worse than she probably will, but Iwaizumi has to be aware that she's going to need to be calmed down as well. I can barely type as it is.

[ and, in fact, his messages are taking a while to be sent to oikawa compared to the speed they arrived earlier. ]

[havent]

And he's not my precious _anything_, those are your words. I didn't need to know that between you and Kageyama. On the other hand, he might be better suited to take care of Yachi than me.

[havent]

Thanks for your help

[ this one probably took the longest to send, out of tsukki being tsukki and the fact that he really can barely stand. he can keep up a good show to make sure he looks a lot better than he feels, but the truth was that he really feels horrible at the moment and he can only keep up as much energy as he needs for so long. ]

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[pinpointing]

god you crows are so much work.

not your cute managers fault shes going to have her hands full, but jeez why can't you take it easy on her.

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[pinpointing]

in all seriousness, please don't actually die.

i'll pass the information along. it's really good you've been keeping in touch. if you feel concerned you really arent going to make it, i'll send tobio-chan with iwa-chan because you're right, he might be able to help her. iwa's hands will be full with you.

[pinpointing]

you're welcome though.

if you want, keep sending texts, i don't care how garbled they get. it kind of lets me know you're not actually dead yet.

[havent]

I'll let you know when we're on our way.

[ keep sending texts .... it's a good idea, but what does he even talk to oikawa tooru when he barely even knows the guy, despite volunteering when asked to take care of them? he's never even talked about himself to his team mates, it's awkward to try and talk to someone else who's not yamaguchi.

the only good thing about being the one who's ill is that .... his temperament is really a lot better than most, so even if iwaizumi will have his hands full, he's more or less an okay patient. just that he's been poisoned which makes it difficult to handle everything else, considering they're all just a bunch of high school kids anyway.

his brother would be so worried. not for the first time, kei wants to go home. ]

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[pinpointing]

okaaay!

[pinpointing]

so what kind of movies do you like?

[He literally knows nothing about this kid, other than he's a middle blocker, and generally seemed very uninspired - at least, until their last game. He improved more than just his blocking skill, he improved his need to win. Tsukishima no longer dislikes volleyball so much, it seems.

Then again, Oikawa asks because he genuinely wants to know. Talking helps, but getting to know people helps more about understanding why they do things.]

[havent]

Are you planning to take me out on a date?

[ yachi was probably lost, considering she's already panicked and assumed the worst. ]

[pinpointing]

i'm giving you a topic to talk about without having to stress too much.

[havent]

I'll watch anything, so long as it's interesting.

How long have you played volleyball?

[ stop talking about him .... ]

[pinpointing]

what would you call interesting? space programs? weather phenomenon? regular sports, or drama?

Since elementary school!

[nah i want to talk about you]

[havent]

Did you always want to be a setter?

Sci-fi. Action. A whole lot of other genres.

[pinpointing]

for as long as i can remember.

sci-fi and action? sweet, i'll start there! what would you say your favorite sci-fi movie was? aliens, strange monsters that are definitely myths? conspiracy shows?