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[ For all he knows he could be jacking off in there. These Seijohs, man. ]

I don’t feel like it anymore. [ Which is a stupid answer, but he wants an excuse to fucking stay put and listen, all right? Oikawa can’t have wanted to escape the conversation just for a pee. The atmosphere’s been a little too tense for that. ]

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Try going two drops anyway. We're not coming back in five minutes.

[Honestly he really didn't have to either, but now that he's here, he might as well. It doesn't last long before he's zipping up and coming out of the stall to wash his hands, expression a bit more muted because he's still thinking too much.]

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Fine, fine~ [ Why not? He knows how the Seijohs feel about cats peeing outside of their litterbox.

He peers over the stall as the other washes his hands. ]

Do you tell him to pee, too? [ The question is a little more layered than that, of course. Given the condition of Iwaizumi’s hand, he can’t help but feel curious. ]

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Not really. He's the responsible one. He'd rather dance in his seat for twenty minutes until he can't take it anymore than tell me he doesn't need to go after all the effort of going through to get his pants for him.

[Washing his hands, then bending to dunk his head under the faucet, Oikawa stays under the water for a few moments with his arms leaning on the edges of the sink. Seriously though, what kind of question is that?]

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[ A stupid one, and he knows it.

Kuroo hums thoughtfully, the door still creaking under the weight of his fat kitty ass. ]

He really worries about you a lot, doesn’t he… [ Worried enough about him to beat him up for a legit accident, but hey. ]

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Heeeh, you wouldn't think so for all his complaints about my terrible personality and headbutts.

[He answers a bit garbled from under the water, but with the water running past his ears rather than over them, he still hears that comment. Chuckling a bit dryly, going quiet again almost as quickly as the humor came, he eventually moves to get out from under the faucet and drip dry like that over the sink.]

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[ Kuroo hears the gist of it, as he zips up his pants and draws a bit nearer, just to ruffle the other guy’s hair while he’s down. ]

I can see where it comes from, though it’s kind of easy to lose sight of it, isn’t it? Especially when you’re real close like that.

[ Blockers’ wisdom. You focus too much on what’s in front of you and eventually you’ll end up with a kind of tunnel vision, which does fuckall to help you in a match when keeping your eyes on the big picture is so important. ]

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It's just part of our friendship~

[Snorting at the ruffling and squinting with water droplets going everywhere, Oikawa shakes his head and reaches up to comb all of his hair back now to fix it from what the ruffle possibly ruined of his hairstyle. Not that this was going to look any better, it was now just a fluffy mess - this is why Oikawa was grateful he had a hairbrush in his things. Combing it out with his hands now to try and get it less fluffy, he gave Kuroo a cheeky sort of smile.]

It feels a little like you're suddenly curious about us, is it just because we hadn't gotten to meet before? [Or are you a nosy busybody like I am.]

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[ He looks a lot cuter with his hair all messed up, though… ]

Maybe a little bit of both… [ Gotta update the burn book after all, Regina George. That, and it’s hard not to be curious about the kind of relationship that prompts a guy to beat you up for getting the other half in an accident. Most people would just brush it off since he was out of his mind, but this… ]

I got a friend who’s kind of a buzzkill, too. [ Oh, Kenma. ]

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[He could imitate that bedhead hairstyle but that might be too attractive, he has to turn some of his charm down or he'd have too many suitors all at once, you know?

Oikawa lets out a little laugh though at the word, buzzkill, and when he manages enough of hairstyle to resemble his usual one, he plants his hands on his hips and gives Kuroo a wide grin.]

Haa? Is that so? Childhood or otherwise, and while I can't exactly prove anything, Iwa-chan isn't so much a buzzkill as just easy to piss off. He's really a fun loving guy, when he's with the right crowd. Right now he's just being everyone's mother, so he ends up worrying about literally everyone he has met.

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[ And he wouldn’t want the boys to smother him with a pillow, too… ]

Yeah, I’m getting that vibe from him. [ The worrying. ] He really is fun to provoke though. Sometimes.

[ And the truth comes to light. ]

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Hahhaha, he really is......... except he gets physical with me, jeez, I've been smacked and headbutted more times than I could count!

[The truest of truths.]

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He has a pretty physical way of worrying, doesn't he? [ Then again, that could also translate to his being totally into him. Who knows? ]

Especially with us frivolous idiots.

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You know, he headbutted me square in the nose once and gave me quite a lecture while I was trying to stop the nosebleed and actually apologized for hitting me in the face too hard. How does someone apologize saying "sorry, did I hit you too hard" with a straight face?

[Laughing a bit at the memory, sliding his eyes to look in the mirror instead and look at his nose like it's been abused again recently - no, it's still as straight and flawless as ever, but there's this feeling that he's covering things up again. Mumbling quietly under his breath, like he can hope to say it and Kuroo will let him get away without explaining it, Oikawa moves to start heading towards the door.]

He makes me feel invincible though.

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[ He’s not even surprised. Iwaizumi strikes him as just that kind of idiot. But more than that…

He gives Oikawa that head start, but just before he exits, Kuroo has to add—just loud enough for the other to hear— ]

I guess that’s why he’s the ace, huh.

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Even if he doesn't play.

[He had almost been out the door, he had one foot out - Oikawa turns with that answer, a too bright smile on his face to hide that it was some kind of confession - and then he's out and loitering in the gym, waiting for Kuroo to come with. The gym isn't the safe place to talk about nothing, he won't continue out here. Right?]

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[ Tell that to him for a change, he thinks, but similarly doesn't voice it out loud before he follows Oikawa back to the gym. If they chat there Iwaizumi might kick them both out and they'll never get any sleep tonight.

Surely the asshole's done jacking off by now. ]