I'm sure one will turn up eventually, I'm not too worried. I just can't run like a maniac again, or you know, trip over literally everything.
[Pressing those kneepads into Yosuke's hands then and backing up to bounce the ball a handful of times, just giving an excited little grin, Oikawa waits patiently for Yosuke to be ready.]
[While Oikawa's busy playing with himself, Yosuke straps his designated kneepads on, over his trousers. Playing sports...stuff in uniform is gonna be foreseeably uncomfortable, but it's not like this is a real game or anything. Oikawa's just...showing him some stuff.]
Yeah, that was uh...pretty bad. At least save that up for something really dramatic.
[Like being chased by zombies, or something. But then again, who the fuck knows what that thing was. Is? Was.]
Heeh, okay, okay, extra promises, I'll wait until there's some death defying feat I have to pull out of nowhere.
[Bouncing the ball up higher so he can catch it instead, Oikawa holds it under one arm so he can step closer and reach to lightly arrange Yosuke's arms into a proper receiving position, once he's prepared.]
Okay, best advice I can start with is to keep your forearms straight and your thumbs flat. You won't hurt yourself by catching a hard to receive ball that way, not that I'm going to make it tough for you.
You will be fine, don't look at me like you're going to take it in the face, I wouldn't do that to you.
[Laughing softly and lowering his arms down now so he won't actually send it up into his chin, Oikawa backs up a little and demonstrates by bouncing the ball in place for a moment.]
See, it's a bit like this! Bend your knees a little when you move and it's easier, but you keep your shoulders straight.
[To you...meaning he's done rude things in that in the past to unsuspecting individuals. Haha JK, Yosuke being an undercover sentimenalist is going to take it as a compliment -- to heart even and sighs in misleading frustration.]
You make it look easy, it's hard enough trying to do that with a paddleball.
[He'll do that, though. Bend his knees just enough, like a half-squat....and just kinda wait.]
[Bouncing it up...right yeah. That's how volleyball works, huh. He'll try again, popping it up at an awkward angle WITHOUT actually getting a grip on it. Ganbatte Oikawa-san...]
You say that like we're gonna get there. [But boy, does he love manhandling balls!!] Or, maybe we should have started there...
Think of it as a reward! You can't get a toss if the ball doesn't get received and sent to me, so receiving always comes first as the thing to learn immediately.
[Oh good, it went up, even if he had to back up a handful of steps to receive it and neatly pass it back.]
[Oh god, why's it coming back to him again? He knows precisely why, but still?! He takes a few steps in reverse, too worried about the ball to even wrap his head around what Oikawa said, and he proceeds to use his wrists in an effort to knock the ball back toward him.
But it more or less goes straight up into the air, uh.]
[He's handled worse balls before, really. Ending up with a brighter smile, Oikawa backed up a bit further - he's closer to the net now, before bringing his hands up instead.]
Ah, what a lucky ball, you've put it right into a great toss zone! Maybe this really is a good time to reward you, want to run up for it? I'll toss it, if you want!
[Nope, he's tossing it up at an estimate of where Yosuke could possibly jump - he doesn't have Kageyama's ability to pinpont toss, but he's still got experience and Yosuke isn't that different in height than several people he's played with.]
It's part of the rules that make the game challenging.
[There's no harm done in the end really; Oikawa just trots after the ball to pick it up and bounce it a few times, before starting to walk to the edge of the court.]
If there's no challenge, it's not quite as fun, you know? Part of why anyone plays any kinds of games with rules, right? [Smiling, then backing up a bit to toss the ball up - he might just be doing one of his killer serves.]
[Yosuke you might want to dodge it instead. The expression on his face is 90% you don't hit this one, and part just a wide grin. He has a point to this, he really does, but scaring Yosuke a little might be fun too.
DODGE IT BOY DODGE IT this is a dangerous critical incoming!]
[He hasn't been taught to dodge yet. He needs more EXP first. He can't go making fancy moves when he's only managed to pop the ball up (properly) like...once.
Instead, he's gonna let it collide with his face; there WAS an effort to dodge it, but a slack jaw and arms that were lifted....but way too far apart to do anything about it. IN B4 BROKEN NOSE.
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[Pressing those kneepads into Yosuke's hands then and backing up to bounce the ball a handful of times, just giving an excited little grin, Oikawa waits patiently for Yosuke to be ready.]
Promise, I'll be extra careful.
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Yeah, that was uh...pretty bad. At least save that up for something really dramatic.
[Like being chased by zombies, or something. But then again, who the fuck knows what that thing was. Is? Was.]
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[Bouncing the ball up higher so he can catch it instead, Oikawa holds it under one arm so he can step closer and reach to lightly arrange Yosuke's arms into a proper receiving position, once he's prepared.]
Okay, best advice I can start with is to keep your forearms straight and your thumbs flat. You won't hurt yourself by catching a hard to receive ball that way, not that I'm going to make it tough for you.
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[Meaning...it's probably a bad thing to even consider, really. Time to pretend a situation like that isn't worth considering at all!!]
Err-- [Oh, okay, right. This doesn't seem safe at all. A ball could easily ricochet off his forearms and slam into his face like this.
Yosuke: the clumsiest guy in all of Inaba.] So I'm just supposed to stand like this?
[Why does it feel like he's been shafted? V-ball players are supposed to be bouncy and blockey and stuff.]
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[Laughing softly and lowering his arms down now so he won't actually send it up into his chin, Oikawa backs up a little and demonstrates by bouncing the ball in place for a moment.]
See, it's a bit like this! Bend your knees a little when you move and it's easier, but you keep your shoulders straight.
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You make it look easy, it's hard enough trying to do that with a paddleball.
[He'll do that, though. Bend his knees just enough, like a half-squat....and just kinda wait.]
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Aw, it's really not hard at all, trust me. Paddleball is harder honestly.
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Plenty of things are harder than paddleball if you take them out of context like that...
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No hands!
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[He automatically falls into a semblance of his last stance...just because. Seems right.]
This isn't soccer, isn't the whole point using our hands for this?
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[Oikawa catches it when it starts coming down, then passes it over again while watching - don't catch it again bro!]
You use your hands but not for receiving, it's more your wrists and arms! Once we get into spiking, you can manhandle the ball all you want.
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You say that like we're gonna get there. [But boy, does he love manhandling balls!!] Or, maybe we should have started there...
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[Oh good, it went up, even if he had to back up a handful of steps to receive it and neatly pass it back.]
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But it more or less goes straight up into the air, uh.]
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Ah, what a lucky ball, you've put it right into a great toss zone! Maybe this really is a good time to reward you, want to run up for it? I'll toss it, if you want!
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Run up for it? I screwed up the pass, I'll just do it over.
[DASHING OIKAWA'S HOPES AND DREAMS IN THREE, TWO...]
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[Nope, he's tossing it up at an estimate of where Yosuke could possibly jump - he doesn't have Kageyama's ability to pinpont toss, but he's still got experience and Yosuke isn't that different in height than several people he's played with.]
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[HE'S RESORTED TO JUST...WATCHING. Like a cat locked onto a fly, but is too lazy to actively do anything about it.]
Without my hands?
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[AH THE SADDEST BEAUTIFUL TOSS, MISSED, when it drops and bounces away harmlessly.]
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What's the difference as long as it gets hit? You guys really put a lot of thought into this.
...I mean, whoever invented volleyball.
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[There's no harm done in the end really; Oikawa just trots after the ball to pick it up and bounce it a few times, before starting to walk to the edge of the court.]
If there's no challenge, it's not quite as fun, you know? Part of why anyone plays any kinds of games with rules, right? [Smiling, then backing up a bit to toss the ball up - he might just be doing one of his killer serves.]
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[But that's awfully ominous, Oikawa. That explanation hasn't left him anymore enthusiastic than he was before.]
H-hold on! How am I supposed to hit this one?!
[HE NEEDS INSTRUCTIONS EVERY TIME EVEN IF THERE'S A 75% CHANCE HE'LL DO THE OPPOSITE.]
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DODGE IT BOY DODGE IT this is a dangerous critical incoming!]
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Instead, he's gonna let it collide with his face; there WAS an effort to dodge it, but a slack jaw and arms that were lifted....but way too far apart to do anything about it. IN B4 BROKEN NOSE.
There's an accompanying humanlike yelp.]