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who would ask you on a real date???????????????

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she said it could be a real one if i wanted it to be

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AGAIN, WHO WOULD ASK YOU ON A REAL DATE?!?!

I NEED A NAME, TOBIO

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is it that unbelievable???

1/?? hold on

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you have no social skills

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your only hobby is volleyball

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you wouldn't know if a girl liked you unless she outright said 'tobio-chan i am madly in love with you and want to be with you forever'

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and even then you wouldn't agree because she DIDNT PLAY VOLLEYBALL

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you would marry a volleyball if it weren't an inanimate object

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THEREFORE

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it is incredibly unbelievable that you would suddenly be going on a date.

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shes interested in volleyball and asked me to go on a friend date and said it could be a real one if i wanted it to be

i didnt ask for this okay

you dont have to be an asshole oikawa-san

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you asked my opinion on how believeable this was.

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now i dont want to tell you her name anymore because youre just gonna be a jerk about it all i wanted was advice

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i need to know who would fall for your constipated face.

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she didnt fall for my face!!!

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what else could she fall for? you really dont have that much else going for you that girls tend to look for, tobio-chan

other than being tall, i guess.

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so what??? i dont care if girls like me or not!!

whoops real senpai knowledge is here somewhere

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then when you go on your friend date, don't make it a real date.

if you dont care if girls like you or not, dont lead her on. be upfront that you want it to be a friend date.

thats the best advice i can give you, tobio. dont mess with girls hearts.

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i wont mess with girl hearts

if anything i feel like im the one being messed with

how can it be a friend date if i barely know her in the first place?

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you might be getting messed with, you're easy to mess with.

that's actually what friend dates are for; getting to know each other. learn about dislikes and likes and just about the girl. it might do you some good to have a friend here who isn't someone you already knew before.

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but what if she wants to talk about things that arent volleyball?

i wont know what to talk about

1/2

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again this is why this is probably going to be good for you.

you need other interests than just volleyball. talk about

this comes with a lengthy pause he's seriously trying to think

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what do you do on rainy days? the weather is an extremely basic topic.

could talk about food you like, avoid talking about what that food does to you - i know you like curry for example. don't talk about how the curry is going to make you gassy after eating it for so long.

what kind of classes you liked back in normal school; you can't be thinking about volleyball 24/7 you have to have some subject you actually liked.

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watch volleyball matches i recorded lift weights or read volleyball magazines

im not that gross okay i know not to talk about that sort of stuff

i slept through most of my classes...i liked physical education though