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Or don't leave a message, but I won't call you back!!!

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looking forward to it! (ฅW౪◉)ฅ♡♡
but i can deal. pillows and me dont mix anyway [ Like he really needs more bedhead right now ]
oho~ so its some kinda martial art is it?
maybe i should join…

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You could, then you could spar with me~~~~ I need a sparring partner my size, Iwa-chan overpowers me more than I really like admitting.

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spar with you?

[ WELL… ]

sure but im kind of a lousy fighter

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Well, all I really know are defensive moves right now, so we could do it more like as... who can out-defend themselves better. Rather than it being a show of power.

[C'mon Kuroo, don't u want to roll around on the floor with me.]

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[ …yes please ]

long as you keep my neck out of it

[ Thanks, zoomy ]

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I'll be extra gentle and give you good pets for all your losses.

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can we just skip to the petting part

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You have to earn that part though, my hands aren't free.

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fine fine i'll block your attacks for you
i expect a huge reward for this though…

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You're getting the reward of my hands, are you about to tell me that you're greedy and they aren't nearly enough?

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hey im a poor weakling with no training whatsoever
are you saying youd rather take advantage of me…?

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I'll be sure to start you off well enough. You have to be well stretched before we can start anyway~

[I would absolutely take advantage of you, not even a little sorry.]

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youre a bastard you know that
?

[ And that is so hot. ]

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I'm significant and breathtaking, I know.

[Does my confidence turn you on.]

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[ No but maybe your patheticness does?? ]

careful
or your ego will be the only thing impressive about you

[ Don't let it outgrow your actual dick, dick :* ]

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[Ah, right, you think my ugly crying face is attractive somehow.]

That just makes me think you've been peeking!!! Naughty Kuro-chan.

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we all have to change in the same locker rooms anyway

[ Don't make him slap your ass with a towel next time ]

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[I fuckin dare you.]

I didn't realize my underwear was starting to wear through already!

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[ He's not the one with the ass tat tho ]

you sure you werent doing it on purpose?

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[true dat but come on ;3]

What, showing off the goods? I'm too selective in who I'd show.

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[ give him zoomy immunity and we'll talk ]

nah youre too much of a showoff to do that

[ please ]