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Oikawa "whats good" Tooru ([personal profile] pinpointing) wrote2019-06-04 08:18 pm
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uttertrash: Before I start rearranging yours for you (Why don't ya say that to my face)

[personal profile] uttertrash 2015-07-30 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Kuroo hasn’t really been mentioning it all that much, but he’s been stealing naps all by his lonesome in the daylight—mostly because he absolutely refuses to call those two out on the noises they tend to make. It wasn’t their fault that they were dealing with so much trauma, but this

They’re lucky he’s sleeping facing away from them, or they might have seen even the slightest twitch of his lips when the conversation careens from being a very different kind of suggestive. It’s a damn shame that he can’t really get a good look at their faces, however. He wonders if the introduction of a third player into this little love game should warrant that much of a reaction, anyway.

Regardless, like Oikawa’s kidneys, Kuroo finds that he’s no longer able to hold himself back, and immediately raises his hand from where he’d been lying on his side, with that thin blanket draped over his shoulders, and with his head resting on top of his schoolbag. ]


So do I. Mind if I come with~? [ He sits up, smiling lewdly in the dark. ]
catenate: (you make my heart go)

I forgot to track this..gj liah

[personal profile] catenate 2015-07-31 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe it wasn't too weird that it came right after, he's about to say he'll go with him when he hears Kuroo pipe up, saying he wanted to go. The fact that he heard that, mind you, probably means that he's heard other things too.

Just kill him now, honestly.]


Makes sense, he shouldn't go alone anyway.

[There's strain in his voice though, as if he wants to ask just how much of that Kuroo heard. Hopefully not too much. It's why he rolls onto his front and promptly stuffs his face in the pillow Oikawa had pushed over, finding that his face feels hotter now. Fuck.]
uttertrash: Oh baby call me roosterhead one more time (I put the "cock" in cock a doodle doo)

[personal profile] uttertrash 2015-08-04 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Nope sorry Zoomy even he's not that much of a dick—even after everything. Kuroo will only take that moment to grin openly, revealing to Oikawa at least that he's heard every word of it.

He even leers at Iwaizumi, just because. ]


Sure, sure, it's no big deal~ [ Except of course it is, because it's lights out and he doesn't really relish the idea of having to navigate through shifting hallways just so his highness can take his royal piss and ]

Iwaizumi can jack off in peace then.
catenate: (you remember what i love)

KUROO?????????????

[personal profile] catenate 2015-08-04 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[When Oikawa pulls the blanket up he hopes that's it, that he can lay there to die underneath the material. Sadly, that dream is not realised. As soon as Kuroo is finished speaking he's reaching for the pillow, lobbing it at his head.]

I'm not going to!

[Nevermind being quiet, apparently.]
uttertrash: So don't even start with me (You can't hit the broad side of a butt)

[personal profile] uttertrash 2015-08-09 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! [ He laughs (he sure didn’t promise not to), taking a step back to dodge the missile before Oikawa intercepts it instead. He doesn’t need to sustain any more injuries from you, Iwaizumi, thanks. ]

Y’know… [ —he begins, once Iwaizumi is out of earshot— ] For a moment I thought he meant you.
uttertrash: If you know what I mean (You so can has my cheezburger)

[personal profile] uttertrash 2015-08-16 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Kuroo raises an eyebrow so far up it's swimming in the clouds. Uh, dude? ]

Who do you think?
uttertrash: This is why he can't get dates (Heh. Tits.)

[personal profile] uttertrash 2015-08-19 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I’ll keep that in mind. [ Man, why is he learning more and more about the Seijohs whenever it’s past his bedtime? His friendship skills might need a bit more tweaking there.

But he doesn’t know enough to figure out whether or not he’s dealing with some serious denial from both parties here. He figures it doesn’t quite matter at the moment, not when more important things are afoot.

Namely: ]


So, did you really want to take a piss? [ Or is he trying to get away from something… ]
uttertrash: Aw, you want to quit losing? How cute (So what about kicking our asses?)

[personal profile] uttertrash 2015-08-22 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ For all he knows he could be jacking off in there. These Seijohs, man. ]

I don’t feel like it anymore. [ Which is a stupid answer, but he wants an excuse to fucking stay put and listen, all right? Oikawa can’t have wanted to escape the conversation just for a pee. The atmosphere’s been a little too tense for that. ]
uttertrash: Kenma says I sound like a dying cat (I can't whistle but I'm doing it anyway)

[personal profile] uttertrash 2015-08-23 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, fine~ [ Why not? He knows how the Seijohs feel about cats peeing outside of their litterbox.

He peers over the stall as the other washes his hands. ]


Do you tell him to pee, too? [ The question is a little more layered than that, of course. Given the condition of Iwaizumi’s hand, he can’t help but feel curious. ]
uttertrash: 'Cause I wanna get in uranus (Hey Sawamura I wanna be an astronaut)

[personal profile] uttertrash 2015-08-23 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A stupid one, and he knows it.

Kuroo hums thoughtfully, the door still creaking under the weight of his fat kitty ass. ]


He really worries about you a lot, doesn’t he… [ Worried enough about him to beat him up for a legit accident, but hey. ]
uttertrash: And I sing cock a doodle doo (Don't touch the 'do)

[personal profile] uttertrash 2015-08-31 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Kuroo hears the gist of it, as he zips up his pants and draws a bit nearer, just to ruffle the other guy’s hair while he’s down. ]

I can see where it comes from, though it’s kind of easy to lose sight of it, isn’t it? Especially when you’re real close like that.

[ Blockers’ wisdom. You focus too much on what’s in front of you and eventually you’ll end up with a kind of tunnel vision, which does fuckall to help you in a match when keeping your eyes on the big picture is so important. ]
uttertrash: Kenma says I sound like a dying cat (I can't whistle but I'm doing it anyway)

[personal profile] uttertrash 2015-09-04 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He looks a lot cuter with his hair all messed up, though… ]

Maybe a little bit of both… [ Gotta update the burn book after all, Regina George. That, and it’s hard not to be curious about the kind of relationship that prompts a guy to beat you up for getting the other half in an accident. Most people would just brush it off since he was out of his mind, but this… ]

I got a friend who’s kind of a buzzkill, too. [ Oh, Kenma. ]
uttertrash: Get ready for your pun-ishment asshole (That was so funny I forgot to laugh)

[personal profile] uttertrash 2015-09-11 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And he wouldn’t want the boys to smother him with a pillow, too… ]

Yeah, I’m getting that vibe from him. [ The worrying. ] He really is fun to provoke though. Sometimes.

[ And the truth comes to light. ]
uttertrash: But let's talk about me (Tragic ain't it)

[personal profile] uttertrash 2015-09-18 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
He has a pretty physical way of worrying, doesn't he? [ Then again, that could also translate to his being totally into him. Who knows? ]

Especially with us frivolous idiots.

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