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tobio-chan you make me cry inside sometimes with questions like these

2/3 i lied

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but it's really exactly what it sounds like??

you go do a social activity with a friend, usually only the one. friend dates are typically the term used between boys and girls hanging o

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are you going on a friend date

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i dont know it happened so fast i dont know what happened
i think so??? or maybe its a real one i dont
understand

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who would ask you on a real date???????????????

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huh mustve been a smudge on my phone then [ Is not. But stupid nicknames don't matter when he's supposed to try and get along with this guy.

Tsukki he's not making any promises here okay ]

and whats with that 'tsuki-chan' stuff? [ because PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT ]
youre not getting me to call you anything with a 'chan' in it got it

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she said it could be a real one if i wanted it to be

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AGAIN, WHO WOULD ASK YOU ON A REAL DATE?!?!

I NEED A NAME, TOBIO

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is it that unbelievable???

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i'd really really prefer something like "captain my captain" any day no matter how ridiculous it gets

anyway kuroo-chan, it's good to meet you!!! finally. kind of.

1/?? hold on

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you have no social skills

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your only hobby is volleyball

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you wouldn't know if a girl liked you unless she outright said 'tobio-chan i am madly in love with you and want to be with you forever'

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[ He should probably get him back for "Kuroo-chan," honestly… ]

right. shittykawa it is
nice to meet you
id bother you in person but i think theyre talking about entrails right now [ Which is neat. They must be in Biology or something. ]

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and even then you wouldn't agree because she DIDNT PLAY VOLLEYBALL

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you would marry a volleyball if it weren't an inanimate object

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THEREFORE

done

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it is incredibly unbelievable that you would suddenly be going on a date.

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shes interested in volleyball and asked me to go on a friend date and said it could be a real one if i wanted it to be

i didnt ask for this okay

you dont have to be an asshole oikawa-san

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yeah they really are talking about entrails, they're all kind of weird like that.

they like talking about how the walls look with our guts strewn from it from time to time, and since you're "new meat", i think they're bragging about you!

welcome to hell.

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you asked my opinion on how believeable this was.

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[ Playing mind games with him now? Ah ah ah, captain. ]

hey youre giving me chills here [ he's positively shuddering. truly he is ]
at least the buffets nice

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now i dont want to tell you her name anymore because youre just gonna be a jerk about it all i wanted was advice

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i need to know who would fall for your constipated face.

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she didnt fall for my face!!!