[Yosuke you might want to dodge it instead. The expression on his face is 90% you don't hit this one, and part just a wide grin. He has a point to this, he really does, but scaring Yosuke a little might be fun too.
DODGE IT BOY DODGE IT this is a dangerous critical incoming!]
[He hasn't been taught to dodge yet. He needs more EXP first. He can't go making fancy moves when he's only managed to pop the ball up (properly) like...once.
Instead, he's gonna let it collide with his face; there WAS an effort to dodge it, but a slack jaw and arms that were lifted....but way too far apart to do anything about it. IN B4 BROKEN NOSE.
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[But that's awfully ominous, Oikawa. That explanation hasn't left him anymore enthusiastic than he was before.]
H-hold on! How am I supposed to hit this one?!
[HE NEEDS INSTRUCTIONS EVERY TIME EVEN IF THERE'S A 75% CHANCE HE'LL DO THE OPPOSITE.]
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DODGE IT BOY DODGE IT this is a dangerous critical incoming!]
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Instead, he's gonna let it collide with his face; there WAS an effort to dodge it, but a slack jaw and arms that were lifted....but way too far apart to do anything about it. IN B4 BROKEN NOSE.
There's an accompanying humanlike yelp.]