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yeah im not really excited about curry every day for a month, its starting to smell and its only been a few days since they started serving it.



in all seriousness, all bullshit aside, hi. i literally know nothing about you other than what tsukishima has told me and honestly i dont want to get into the wrong foot just to push your boundaries.
also iwachan might kick my ass if i give you too hard of a time.

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what else could she fall for? you really dont have that much else going for you that girls tend to look for, tobio-chan

other than being tall, i guess.

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so what??? i dont care if girls like me or not!!

whoops real senpai knowledge is here somewhere

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then when you go on your friend date, don't make it a real date.

if you dont care if girls like you or not, dont lead her on. be upfront that you want it to be a friend date.

thats the best advice i can give you, tobio. dont mess with girls hearts.

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heh youre right
i usually try to get to know people before i give them a hard time

[ ergo he's not worried about you or dad ]

so
why dont we go on a date then
whatever tsukishimas told you about me im probably gonna prove him right anyway

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i wont mess with girl hearts

if anything i feel like im the one being messed with

how can it be a friend date if i barely know her in the first place?

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you might be getting messed with, you're easy to mess with.

that's actually what friend dates are for; getting to know each other. learn about dislikes and likes and just about the girl. it might do you some good to have a friend here who isn't someone you already knew before.

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aha, a date so soon? you're so forward.

yeah sure fine, we can ditch class when the period bell rings if you want to walk around

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but what if she wants to talk about things that arent volleyball?

i wont know what to talk about

1/2

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again this is why this is probably going to be good for you.

you need other interests than just volleyball. talk about

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only for the cute ones

[ That's not good news, by the way. Not with the look he's giving him from all the way over his side of the classroom. ]

id treat you to a romantic candlelit dinner but i guess youre not a fan of curry are you

this comes with a lengthy pause he's seriously trying to think

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what do you do on rainy days? the weather is an extremely basic topic.

could talk about food you like, avoid talking about what that food does to you - i know you like curry for example. don't talk about how the curry is going to make you gassy after eating it for so long.

what kind of classes you liked back in normal school; you can't be thinking about volleyball 24/7 you have to have some subject you actually liked.

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wow im pretty flattered

[Rude, super fucking rude, I am the most attractive person I know this side of Iwa-chan's buff bara arms.]

if i said yes i would demand actual candles to be at this dinner. i'll save you the trouble of finding candles though and say curry is okay but its not my favorite.

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watch volleyball matches i recorded lift weights or read volleyball magazines

im not that gross okay i know not to talk about that sort of stuff

i slept through most of my classes...i liked physical education though

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okay we need to get you some hobbies that don't involve volleyball i dont care if you dont think anything else is interesting.

i'm making sure, you are really hopeless.

oh my god

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im not hopeless for liking volleyball!!

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hey you never know

[ Maybe they can make candles as an arts and crafts project. They're certainly going to be a necessity in this kind of place.

Or maybe he can have Tooru blow Iwa's candle in his own time. Why the hell not. It's almost his birthday anyway. ]

but we could go outside if its not raining
maybe hold hands…

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YOU'RE HOPELESS FOR LIKING LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE

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the courtyard is tiny jsyk its our only reprieve from the cruel indoors

[SAYS NOTHING FOR OR AGAINST HOLDING HANDS WOW WHAT A FRISKY CAT]

okok bells going to go at any minute now, how are we doin this you coming to me or am i coming to you, the tide will carry us out some way or another

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I CANT HELP WHAT I LIKE

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i thought i was already coming on to you

[ EYEBROW WAGGLE he seriously isn't helping here ]

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are you just trying to win vice captain status by hitting on the captain (๑ゝڡ◕๑)

[He might actually be winking and grinning like a shit because this is the dumbest thing he's talked about today but it's kind of relieving; thank god for another responsible fucking adult, right??]

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please i was already captain of one team
i dont need another

[ keep your shitty throne your highness he'll find some other dumpster that can take him ]

you seem to be keeping it together anyway

[ Which is a relief, since from what he'd heard from Tsukki Tooru's been through nothing Good… ]

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aw you say that like you don't love all the responsibilities that come with leadership!!

ahaha you could say that~

[No one knows how many times he's broken down into stress tears except Iwaizumi and Oikawa would prefer it to remain a mystery.]

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pass

[ But he does get a raised eyebrow for the latter response. Kuroo's a firm believer in the whole nothing is as it seems kind of deal, so…

As soon as the bell rings he's getting up, hauling his ass over to Oikawa's desk, grabbing him by the collar of his blazer, and dragging him outside with a wink and a smile. ]